oh Garbo

Oh Garbo..how i miss your blog.
If it was still open to the public right now i would be reading and laughing uproariously i mean your blog made my day. every time you updated it...like as soon as i found out i was there to read it... not to find out where you were to read your latest antics and your jokes that get me everytime. sigh
Garbo please bring back the Grog Blog.. please. I need it to get me through those days where every thing just seems a little sadder than normal.. :(

but at least i can still find people who have quoted it and read those over and over again and still laugh everytime every single time.
thank goodness for those quotes...............
they get me every time
so let me post some here for you
so you can laugh with me :)
so remember these were written/said by Gregory Garbowsky AKA Garbo

"Next time you see a planters ad, check out his evil smirk; flaunting his cane and tophat like some pompous fancypants."

There have only been 3 people born in Antarctica. I plan on being the fourth."

09. My Winter Coat - i spent all last winter without one because i was too lazy to pick one out. not this year, buck-o. i found one in SEPTEMBER and it has already come in use. but people look at me weird when i tell them i shower in it. what?

"Joe maps out the gameplan for the show backstage. apparently i’m completely bald ...it was only a matter of time."

"Remember, if you’re early, you’re on time. if you’re on time, you’re late. And if you’re late, you’re poned."

"Nothing solidifies your manhood quite like Barbie-inspired Pop Tarts."

"A woman nearby is quoted as saying: 'I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England.'
This, of course, is a ridiculous statement. The giant lego man obviously floated from Legoland."

"and not to mention a special someone turned 21 last monday...a VERY special someone. very. emphasis on the word 'special' as in 'gifted and talented' or even perhaps, 'curiously handsome.'
...his name starts with a 'g' and ends with a 'regory garbo.'"

"I currently look like a cross between Hulk Hogan circa 1988 and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson."

"Earlier in the day jack and i took a walk to the Alamo. It was great to see that they had kept everything just the way it was back in the 1800's. For instance, the 'Ripley's Believe It Or Not' store across from the Alamo. Well done, San Antonio."

XOXO Gossip Greg

We played at a rodeo yesterday. I am so jealous of cowboys. i just want to be one. for a day, even. These guys are completely fearless and wear spurs. case and point."

"I'm not looking for pity or tears, i'm merely chronicling what its like to walk around feeling like a giant bacteria cell for 3 weeks."

" I settled for the very peanut-free tacos and was a happy little (breathing) boy again."

his blog entry "Trapped in a Tour Bus"
my hotel set up a nice selection of snacks to greet me as a walked in. they must know i'm allergic to peanuts because i'm hungry and this isn't funny:

- Peanut Oil-cooked potato chips
- Peanut M&Ms
- Snickers candy bar
- Cashews roasted in Peanut Oil
- Honey Peanut flavored Balance energy bar

"my ideal date:
7pm - surf the web to find the perfect manatee to adopt.

8pm - dinner at drive thru wendy's. then drive by mcdonalds and throw the trash at their building

8:30pm - go to central park and watch the human tin man oil himself.

9pm - Taniya concert. TANIYA!!!

10pm - madame tussauds to steal the life size albert einstein wax doll thingy.

10:01pm - stop to use inhaler due to shortness of breath from excitement over stealing albert einstein

11pm - play tag on the subway

11:30pm - ice cream!! followed by allergic reaction to peanuts hidden in ice cream

12 midnight - bring date home. begin texting on the iphone while we sit across the table from each other.
feel free to use this for your match.com profile. you'll be a hit!"

During Miley's set i walked into the audience to find my parents. after the show Miley amazed me when she said she saw me walking around and was about to call me out on stage for not paying attention to the concert! i was shocked. if singing doesnt work out she could be a sniper. this girl has eyes like a hawk!"

The first day of a tour is always optimistic, kind of like your fist day starting a new job - the grass seems greener, the sky seems bluer, the scorpions seem deadlier, the snakes seem snakier. its all very uplifting stuff.

"i'm from new jersey were the deadliest animal running our streets are squirrels."

"You know you've finally made it when your poster is on a fictional cartoon character's wall."

"Conveniently, a pegasus, let us hop on her back and got us to the underwater city just in time for a day off."

i'm not sure if he was referring to the concert or the home run smash that i laid into his BMW 8 months ago.

...probably the concert."

"greg, why don't you recap your weekend using pictures to aid your stories?"

"...ok greg, i will."

"we spent my day-off at the Getty center looking at artsy works of artistic pieces of art."

"ah, I know you don't really care about what I'm listening to. everyone
thinks they listen to the best music anyway right? anyway, listening
to more
music is a personal trend I hope I keep up. in fact, I
should...wait...did i?...ah...i left my headphones on the bus. poned"

"at what point does a tour bus become a pirate ship?"

some kid i dont know (6:31:08 PM): STEVEEE.
some kid i dont know (6:31:14 PM): DUDE HOW SICK WAS THE PARTY LAST NIGHT!?
this is greg not steve (6:31:46 PM): it was totally sick bro
some kid i dont know (6:31:57 PM): DUDE.
this is greg not steve (6:32:03 PM): did you hook up with that girl you were talking to?
some kid i dont know (6:32:11 PM): ohmygod.
some kid i dont know (6:32:11 PM): dude yes.
some kid i dont know (6:32:14 PM): she was crazy.
this is greg not steve (6:32:23 PM): what happened?
some kid i dont know (6:32:26 PM): we only made out
some kid i dont know (6:32:32 PM): i ended up dropping her off
some kid i dont know (6:32:35 PM): she was a horrible kisser.
this is greg not steve (6:32:43 PM): ah that sucks
some kid i dont know (6:32:48 PM): yeaaah.
some kid i dont know (6:32:56 PM): what about you and Tracey?
this is greg not steve (6:33:06 PM): next time dude
some kid i dont know (6:33:16 PM): ahh.
some kid i dont know (6:33:27 PM): are you going to Jason's saturday?
this is greg not steve (6:33:34 PM): yea i'll be there
this is greg not steve (6:33:42 PM): what do you think about tracey anyway?
some kid i dont know (6:33:51 PM): eh, she's pretty cool.
some kid i dont know (6:33:59 PM): i heard about all the drama between her and kelly.
this is greg not steve (6:34:32 PM): yeah, look i cant do this anymore. i dont know you man. i think you got the wrong screen name. but i'm glad at least one of us made out with a girl last night
some kid i dont know (6:35:00 PM): oh dude.
some kid i dont know (6:35:01 PM): sorry.
some kid i dont know (6:35:03 PM): bahaha.
some kid i dont know (6:35:06 PM): yeah thats pretty great.
some kid i dont know (6:35:11 PM): later.

that was the funniest conversation ever! the one above yeah :)
so you know those are just a few
haha this makes my blog like 80 times longer than normal but whatevs. I heart him and his blog that i can no longer read :(
oh Garbo he rocks on!
okay well now that i read all of his quotes again i feel in extremely high spirits! YAY for Garbo
<3