She should know there's nothing that I do better than revenge.

So yesterday was hilarious.
I was at restorative yoga, preparing to be so relaxed
then my friend Kristin tells me that Kate thinks that John and me are having A SECRET LOVE AFFAIR.
uh yes.
i was like UM WHAT HAHAHA
except my laugh was extremely fake because i was like oh my gosh. that's awkward.
then i was like is it obvious that i can't decide if i like him, and what does she mean by secret love affair does it seem like he likes me, or like acts like he does? that's intense.
then i was freaking out the entire restorative yoga class. so i got no relaxation. it's a shame since i needed it.
but yeah. i'm still like really a secret love affair.
me and john.
goodness.
she also is apparently thinking about NEXT SEMESTER and the JUNIOR/SENIOR formal dance at the END OF APRIL.
i was like what the heck why is she thinking about that? i mean seriously that's next year. way far away.
but Sam (my roommate) jokingly told Kate awhile ago that i would be going with John because it makes the most sense, and Kate doesn't like that.
and i'm like dude what does it matter.
i mean seriously that's so far away. and i'll go with whoever i want to go with. heck i'll go alone. oh wait i'm just kidding i refuse to go to another dance alone ever again.
but anyways.
why does it MATTER. that's in APRIL.
goodness.
she's much too worried about that.
but it doesn't matter because she'll drink it away this weekend when she "pre-games" before me and sam's halloween party.
um yes. she plans on getting drunk before our halloween party.
it's a bit ridiculous. since Sam, John and I are going to the soccer game against our rival (Messiah, how funny that our rival is Messiah. it sounds like we are rivaling Jesus. intense) so our "party" isn't going to start until like 9:30 and she plans on "pre-gaming" from 5 until then. that's almost 5 hours. that's ridiculous. she's going to be trashed.
and she plans on coming as a grandma. her grandma voice is the most annoying thing i have ever heard.
don't think i can deal.
and she'll be drunk so she'll be over the top :(
i dont even want to have a halloween party anymore because of her.
I'm so sad i was really excited for halloween, i was going to be a detective.
:/
she ruins everything.
i'm also not having a great day because i had a midterm today for a 100 level class, worth three credits (most classes are four here) and it was the hardest one i have ever taken
sigh.
i have so much to do this week and next.
i have another test tomorrow.
and i need to write two research papers by next friday.
there goes all sleep i was planning on having.
woe is me.

sigh.
i need a break.
like thanksgiving break except that would be bad because then everything would have been due already, including my portfolio for my life meaning class which i haven't really worked on...
i'm so dead.
so much to do so little time.
perhaps i should spend more time doing work rather than blogging about it.
but what's the fun in that?!!!!
gahhh.
well i need to do something else.
it's 5:45 perhaps i'll eat dinner.
goodbye.